June 2009
14 posts
Due to the fact that michael jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so kids can play with him for a change.
Sams Uncle: “Don’t embarrass me in front of he hotties.”
Nikki: *Only girl here and unaware*
Who Wants to...
Hang out tomorrow?
Me: ‘when are you getting back on’ Jeff S: ‘when Freddie unties me’
Chris Whittles: “Everyone here should fuck your son.”
AJ’s Mom: “…”
“you can tell when someone’s a ginger even if they do dye their hair…they just...”
– Marjie (via connieferrara)
Connie: 'This has a nice
Connie: 'This has a nice texture, if you rub your hand on it, little pebbles come out.'
Me: 'Those are food crumbs.'
lol
“MOTHA FUCKA BUFFET SHIT WHAT?!”
– “MOTHA FUCKA BUFFET SHIT WHAT?!” - christian (via lindsayquitlollygagging)
Literature
John: “Thats unfortunate”
Ian: “That could go in Lemony Snickets book”
